.:.The X-Files Chronicles.:.

The Mob Princess and the Joker

I watched her tan her by the pool. She sat, her back elevated

on a beach chair. Her blue string bikini did wonders to my body. She

was reading a magazine, in her big sunglasses.

Dana Scully.

God, she was sexy.

She looked up as a slim, muscled body exited the water.

It was that joker of a boyfriend, Fox Mulder.

Jackass.

He was hired as Dana’s bodyguard. Yeah well, he moved in like an

Animal. Claiming her, as his own.

She slipped of her glasses, biting

The one of the ear hooks seductively. Fox walked over, he leaned in

And began to kiss her passionately.

Hello, hello? What is he doing? In public!

Fox’s hand rested on her knee, it gently travel up her leg,

Till it cupped her crotch, through the blue bikini bottom,

Dana jumped slightly.

How did a classy girl like Dana Scully, end up with a joker like him?

I may be older then her,

but an older man could teach her a few things.

Fox didn’t know anything.

Fox was only…what? 35?

Dana was 22.

A 35 year old could never teach a 22 year old anything.

I was 48. I could teach her a whole lot.

All Fox could do it knock her up.

I was shot back to reality, by Dana’s soft moan.

I could see their tongues stroking each

Others.

I had to get her. I had to.

I wasn’t worried about Scully. I was his right-hand man, I’m sure

he would be thrilled to have me as a son-in-law.

Course, he also liked Fox. He liked Fox very much. He pushed for a

Wedding.

But, I think he would like it better if I was in Fox’s position.

I mean he wanted a person to protect Dana; she was in a dangerous,

Position, she was the daughter of a mob boss.

She was always at risk.

If Fox could protect her, I could too. She had been abducted once.

Then we hired Fox.

I offered to take the job.

I had opposed the idea. I offered to take the job, but Scully,

William Scully, our boss, told me that he needed me, his right-hand

Man with him. An, I wasn’t going to argue with the top Mob leader in

The business.

I believe Alex Krycek was interested, but he didn’t stand a chance.

I guess I’ll have to talk to her to win her over.

Fox picked Dana up in his arms.

She giggled and wrapped her arms around his neck.

"You love me?" she smiled.

"Yeah, I love ya’, doll face." He whispered seductively.

Dana laughed, "I love that."

"What?"

"Your accent."

His eyebrows knitted together, he laughed.

"My what?"

"You accent…" the last part came out quiet and seductive,

"your big, thick New York accent."

He smiled, "Well, then maybe I’ll use my New York accent tonight."

She smiled, and buried her face in his chest. He smiled into the top

Of her head.

"God, I love ya’ Baby."

Damn…He’s good.

I knocked lightly.

"Come in" her soft alto hummed from the other side of the door.

I entered slowly.

Dana sat on the wrapped in an elegant robe. I could see

The lacy black underwear underneath. When she looked up at me, she

Closed the robe tighter.

She must have been expecting Fox.

She sounded surprised, "Mr. Skinner? Hello."

"Please Dana, call me Walter."

She smiled, "Okay. Walter."

Another point for me.

"Dana? Can I talk to you?"

She looked surprised, she then stood.

"Umm…okay." She looked at the door. "Let me change."

She walked into the bathroom, closing the door slightly.

I could see her in the mirror. She dropped her robe.

I could she her porcelain skin, clad in black lace.

Man, oh man. She is luscious.

She came out in pants, and looked like a man’s shirt.

Fox’s obviously. That would make this harder.

She sat on the bed cross-legged. She smiled.

"What’s up, Walter?"

I stood up and took off my coat, and sat next to her.

She looked confused but kept smiling.

I moved to kneel in front of her.

"You know Dana, I care a lot about you. You’re very special to me."

She smiled, showing me her all her teeth.

"Oh Walter, your special to me too."

I gently touched her knee.

"Your more special to me then that." I whispered.

Dana’s mouth opened into an "o", her eyes widened.

I smiled. "What do you think?"

Dana blinked an few times, she smiled slightly.

"Walter, I’ve known you my whole life. You’re very special to me.

I love you."

Dana Skinner. Has a nice ring to it.

She pushed away my hand and stood.

She laughed unbelievably.

"But, I don’t love you like that."

WHAT?

"I mean Walter, I love FOX."

I stood angrily. How dare she turn me down.

"Why? Why do you love that moron?"

She shook her head. "Fox is brilliant. He’s creative, and

intellectual. He’s perfect for me."

"Brilliant? Brilliant? How? He never speaks!"

Dana took a deep breath. "Fox has taught me things, that no one else

Can."

I couldn’t believe my ears. "I’m older, I’m wiser! I could teach you

More then Fox could."

Dana’s eyes narrowed. "You maybe older, but Fox is by far wiser…"

I was speechless.

"I’m disappointed in you, Mr. Skinner. I had expected this from men

like Alex Krycek. But not from you."

Looks like Alex tried something too.

I whispered, "I’m everything you will ever need.

I’m wiser, I’m braver, and I’m stronger then Fox."

Dana calmed herself down, and whispered matter-of-factly.

"Fox is as wise as I need him to be.

Fox is as brave as I need him to be.

And you my have more muscle then Fox, but if Fox knew

That you were even thinking dirty thoughts about me.", she snarled

The rest.

"he would…tear…you…apart."

We just stared at each other.

The we heard the door open, we both turned.

"Baby-Doll?"

Fuck, it was that joker of a boyfriend, Fox Mulder.

He was surprised to see me. He nodded.

Dana strutted up to him. He smirked at her as she walked up.

He wrapped his arms around her, gently bending her back like a

Romance movie. They kissed passionately.

Fox moved the collar of the shirt slightly, and looked down it.

"Is that black lace for me, Miss. Scully?"

She smiled, "You bet, Mr. Mulder."

I sighed angrily, moving out of the room. Before I left Dana grabbed

My arm. She broke their kiss. I looked down at her in Fox’s arms.

She reached behind her and handed me a cream colored, letter.

She looked at me viciously. "This is for you."

I looked back, I will win her if I have to kick Fox’s ass.

That is when I noticed the ring around her neck.

I left the room quietly.

I looked at the letter when I was outside the door.

You are cogently invited to the Wedding of:

Dana Katherine Scully

And

Fox William Mulder

Damn them.

I stood there speechless.

I heard a loud SMACK! From inside the room.

I heard Dana moaning from inside the room. Fox groaning back.

I could hear the persistent banging of the headboard against the

Wall.

Fuck…

Another point for Fox.

Looks like he wins the game…

The End.